Twas the night before New Year’s and all through the gaff
my resolutions were stirring and getting more naff
12 marathons a year nah 12 Snickers from the tin
All my skinny running clothes gone in the bin.
Better get moving lads or I’ll never get thin
Planning routes how far I’d go
Wondering if it counts as cardio?
Up main Street past Quality street nothing to see here
New runners ready just to finish this beer
Sudafed for the sniffles Paras for the flu
Dose that crept up after my Chrimbo do
Back out on Tuesday my plans the parkrun
Wishing all Yas mad feckers that 2019 a great one